What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:37

-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
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You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No